Archive for April, 2012

Bodoh VS Taksub

Posted in Semasa with tags , , , , on April 23, 2012 by inibukanceritadongeng

a. pilihanraya umum dah semakin dekat.

b. tentang isu ptptn dan perhimpunan bersih 3.0 yang bakal menjelang, suka saya tegaskan frasa ini:

“PERTELAGAHAN PEMIKIRAN BERLAKU ATAS PELBAGAI FAKTOR TERMASUK PERTIKAIAN ATAS SESUATU KEPENTINGAN; KESAN KIAN RAMAI MANUSIA BERPELAJARAN ATAU JUGA DISEBABKAN KEBODOHAN YANG TIDAK BOLEH DIAJAR; MUNGKIN DISEBABKAN TAKSUB.”

c. fikir2kan dan renung2kan.

Copyright © Ini Bukan Cerita Dongeng, 05:25 AM, 23/04/2012.

Insecurity

Posted in This Is My Story with tags , , , , on April 23, 2012 by inibukanceritadongeng

a. kita berkenalan dengan seseorang ni. tapi, sekali pun tak pernah jumpa dalam dunia realiti. sekadar kawan baik dalam dunia maya.

b. kita bersama dengan seseorang ni masa dia susah dan senang. masa kita susah dan senang dia pun sentiasa ada di situ untuk kita.

c. lama2 kita dan seseorang ni jadi bff.

d. lepas tu, kita ada seorang kawan lain. memang kita kenal dan selalu juga jumpa sebab sama institusi.

e. seorang kawan lain ni berkenalan dengan seseorang ni. di twitter, ym dan skype.

f. kita rasa sangat2 THREATHEN dan INSECURE sampaikan kita deactivate facebook dan twitter.

g. apakah ini?

[p/s: kawan2 yang ada terbaca pos ni, please don’t ask me what happened. i don’t want to talk about this.]

Copyright © Ini Bukan Cerita Dongeng, 05:11 AM, 23/04/2012.

Kawan, Perubahan dan Keadilan

Posted in This Is My Story with tags , , , , , , on April 23, 2012 by inibukanceritadongeng

a. ada seorang kawan ni. dia hebat dalam satu bidang.

b. pada suatu hari, keluarlah satu pos dalam satu group facebook. ramailah yang komen.

c. ada satu komen tu berbunyi begini, “saya bukan ______ hebat macam (seorang kawan ni).”

d. saya turut komen sekali nama organisasi kerajaan yang dia ikut masa buat show beberapa bulan lepas.

e. seorang kawan ni pun nampak nama dia kena tagged dalam komen tu lalu dia respon berbunyi lebih kurang begini, “perlu kah nak tagged nama saya macam tu?”

f. beberapa minit kemudian terbaca status update dia di facebook berbunyi lebih kurang begini, “perlukah nak sindir2 aku sampai macam tu? kalau tak puas hati dengan aku, tak payah sampai macam tu. kalau rasa diri tu hebat sangat, buktikan.”

g. beberapa minit kemudian juga tweet yang berbunyi lebih kurang begitu keluar di akaun twitter dia.

h. saya rasa agak sentap dengan penyataannya itu.

i. malam tu ada latihan. saya tak ikut sekali tapi sempat juga meluangkan masa nak tengok perkembangan mereka. seorang kawan ni ada sekali. dia handle ahli2 baru.

j. saya panggil berkali-kali tapi dia buat macam saya tak wujud. hati kecil saya berkata, “okay, fine.”

k. malam berikutnya saya sempat juga menjenguk latihan di bilik latihan sebelah. ternampak seorang kawan lain ni. muka macam ‘tension’.

l. dia tegurlah saya dan beritahu apa yang berlaku. rupa2nya dia pun terkena dengan seorang kawan ni (yang hebat dalam satu bidang). dia tegur, boleh buat2 tak dengar dan marah2.

m. berdiskusi beberapa minit, rasa bengang juga. macam tak adil. bila kami bergurau macam tu, boleh pula dia marah2 sampai tahap tak nak tegur.

n. nak cakap gurauan keterlaluan, taklah juga. ada senior2 dan geng2 sama hebat dalam bidang tu juga bergurau lagi keterlaluan daripada tu. tapi, dia dapat terima. tak ada pula sampai ke tahap nak pos di facebook atau tweet di twitter.

[p/s: kalau orang yang saya maksudkan tu terbaca ni, harap kau berubahlah seperti dulu. banyak sangat kau dah berubah semenjak kau join satu organisasi ni. bukan cemburu, tapi ni yang saya dan lain2 nampak perubahan dalam diri kau.]

Copyright © Ini Bukan Cerita Dongeng, 04:59 AM, 23/04/2012.

Tentang Manusia, Bumi, Bintang-Bintang dan Alam Semesta

Posted in Whateverrr with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on April 18, 2012 by inibukanceritadongeng

a. perbandingan saiz bumi dengan planet2 lain, matahari dan bintang2 di alam semesta.

b. where are we as HUMAN in the universe?

c. just a MICROSCOPIC DUST!!!

earth and other planets in the solar system

earth and other planets in the solar system

earth and other planets compared to our sun

earth and other planets compared to our sun

earth is invisible at this scale. jupiter is about 1 pixel in size.

earth is invisible at this scale. jupiter is about 1 pixel in size.

jupiter is invisible at this scale. our sun is about 1 pixel in size. what about earth? human?

jupiter is invisible at this scale. our sun is about 1 pixel in size. what about earth? human?

Copyright © Ini Bukan Cerita Dongeng, 04:50 AM, 18/04/2012.

PTPTN

Posted in Semasa with tags , , , , , , , , on April 14, 2012 by inibukanceritadongeng

a. kalau dah berhutang tu, buatlah cara seperti orang berhutang.

b. tak payah cari alasan “tu duit rakyat”, “mak bapak aku bayar cukai”, bla bla bla.

c. kalau betul membebankan, kenapa masuk institusi dulu nak isi borang mohon?

d. itulah manusia. tak pernah senang. bila dah senang, nak lagi senang. kalau boleh, makan pun nak orang kunyahkan.

e. kata kuat agama. bila muncul isu agama, macam2 ayat dari buku2 agama keluar.

f. tapi, bila bab nak bayar hutang? eh, bukan ke berhutang tu tak baik?

g. cakap sajalah nak elak atau memang tak nak bayar hutang. is it?

h. ke strategi nak mengambil hati?

[p/s: correct me if i’m wrong. peace.]

Copyright © Ini Bukan Cerita Dongeng, 05:40 PM, 14/04/2012.

Girls, please read this: THROUGH A RAPIST’S EYES

Posted in Semasa with tags , , , , , , , , on April 13, 2012 by inibukanceritadongeng

# found this interesting article in facebook..

# girls, women, ladies, etc. please read this..

A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:

1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.

2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.

3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.

4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.

5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.

6] Number three is public restrooms.

7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught.

8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming.

9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.

10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it.

POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER:

1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.

2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.

3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.

4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh – HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.

5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there.

6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.

7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.

FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL.
I know you are smart enough to know these pointers but there will be some, where you will go “hmm I must remember that” After reading, forward it to someone you care about, never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in.

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.

2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you. Chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:

a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be hiding at the passenger side, peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .

b. If you! u are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.

c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

Copyright © Ini Bukan Cerita Dongeng, 11:53 AM, 13/04/2012.

Program Ni Aku Yang Buat! (Bermonolog Dalaman)

Posted in Semasa with tags , , , on April 7, 2012 by inibukanceritadongeng

a. buat program konon2nya nak cari bakal pemimpin pelapis.

b. buat program konon2nya nak menabur bakti kepada masyarakat.

c. buat program konon2nya nak menanam semangat jati diri yang tinggi dalam mahasiswa.

d. cari2 ajk. okey. “awak, saya bagi 101% kepercayaan kepada awak untuk pegang tugas ni.”

e. dah buat tugas tapi akhirnya, “let me handle this.”

f. lepas tu cakap, “let me take over this.”

g. pe cer? nampak sangat nak semua orang tahu dia yang buat program atau dalam erti kata lain nak nampak nama dia gah.

h. hanya yang dungu masih di sekelilingnya.

i. tengoklah berapa ramai yang dulu kawan rapat sangat dengannya tapi sekarang dah jadi macam ‘strangers’.

j. bertegur sapa pun dah macam terpaksa. apatah lagi nak senyum.

[p/s: sorry but this is me being outspoken.]

Copyright © Ini Bukan Cerita Dongeng, 08:46 AM, 07/04/2012.

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